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Enter your name below to find your new name!
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, Captain
Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. For
complete instructions, see below.
Manual Instructions
If you want to do the conversion manually, follow the instructions below.
| Step 1: Use the
first letter of your first name to determine your New first name: |
| a = Stinky |
b = Lumpy |
c = Buttercup |
d = Gidget |
| e = Crusty |
f = Greasy |
g = Fluffy |
h = Cheeseball |
| i = Chim-Chim |
j = Poopsie |
k = Flunky |
l = Booger |
| m = Pinky |
n = Zppy |
o = Goober |
p = Doofus |
| q = Slimy |
r = Loopy |
s = Snotty |
t = Falafel |
| u = Dorky |
v = Squeezit |
w = Oprah |
x = Skipper |
| y = Dinky |
z = Zsa-Zsa |
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| Step 2: Use the first
letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new
last name: |
| a = Diaper |
b = Toilet |
c = Giggle |
d = Bubble |
| e = Girdle |
f = Barf |
g = Lizard |
h = Waffle |
| i = Cootie |
j = Monkey |
k = Potty |
l = Liver |
| m = Banana |
n = Rhino |
o = Burger |
p = Hamster |
| q = Toad |
r = Gizzard |
s = Pizza |
t = Gerbil |
| u = Chicken |
v = Pickle |
w = Chuckle |
x = Tofu |
| y = Gorilla |
z = Stinker |
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| Step 3: Use the last
letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new
last name: |
| a = head |
b = mouth |
c = face |
d = nose |
| e = tush |
f = breath |
g = pants |
h = shorts |
| i = lips |
j = honker |
k = butt |
l = brain |
| m = tushie |
n = chunks |
o = hiney |
p = biscuits |
| q = toes |
r = buns |
s = fanny |
t = sniffer |
| u = sprinkles |
v = kisser |
w = squirt |
x = humperdinck |
| y = brains |
z = juice |
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For example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy
Toiletshorts.
Unfortunately for me, my new name is Gidget Gizzardnose (David Reed).
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