Also in college, we had a list of "Great Lies Of Our Time" on the wall.  Some of these will be familiar to many of you.  If someone added a particularly good one, they got a free drink at the bar in our living room, much like adding to the list of oxymorons.

• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.
• I'll just stick the head in; if you don't like it, I'll take it right out.
• There is no danger to the public.
• O God...if you get me through this, I'll never drink again.
• This'll hurt me more than it hurts you.
• Of course it's perfectly legal.