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Some nursery rhymes that didn't quite make it into the general population. Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Little Miss muffet Sat on a tuffet Her clothes all tattered and torn. It had not been the spider that crept up beside her But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Simple Simon Met a Pieman going to the fair Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?" Said the Pieman unto Simon "Pies, you dumb ass!" Humpty Dumpty Sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again. Hey Diddle, Diddle The cat did a piddle All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun When it died of electric shock. Georgie Porgy Pudding and Pie Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay. There was a little girl who had a little curl! Right in the middle of her forehead And when she was good, She was very, very good But when she was bad she got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car |
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