Back in college, we started compiling a list of oxymoronic phrases.  Some of them are classics that everyone's heard of, but we thought a lot of them were quite original.  If you added one to the list, you got a free drink at the bar we ran out of our living room.

This list will be growing.

• Military Intelligence
• Jumbo Shrimp
• Peacekeeping Force
• Bad Sex
• Honest Politician
• Good Pauly Shore Movie
• Fighting For Peace (isn't this like F&%$ing for Virginity?)
• Classical Accordian
• Yugo Enthusiast